shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

Junk fest

Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you

Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude

by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014

Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"

"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."

by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

junk trappers

Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.

Man, I don't know why he wears those junk trappers, it looks like some chaffing is going on.

by Darth_X May 11, 2008

junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.

I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm

by mememetoo June 24, 2018