shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright August 10, 2007

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junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.

I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male

by thehypermom January 31, 2011

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Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 02, 2011

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Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

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Junk Piece

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.

no known celebrity examples of 'junk piece'

by Big_Sal_northern_monkey August 14, 2008

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