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5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
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An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.
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