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Johnny Orlando

Johnny orlando is a Canadian singer who started off making covers. He know has tons of amazing songs like "What if" and "Last summer". He is total boyfriend material and super hot. He is kind and really funny he also has a current of 5.7m followers on instagram.
by _.Izzy.wild._ December 6, 2018
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blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.
by Pontryagin December 23, 2020
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Johnny Dipp

When a severely drunk and/or hungover person is trying to vomit into the john and they tip forward thereby taking a "Johnny Dipp". Extremely gross if there is any vomit already in there!
PETER: God damn, Greg, what happened to you?

(Greg has water and barf all over his hair and dripping down his face and body)

GREG: I was puking into the john and I fell forward!

PETER: Well, get into the shower and clean up! Don't get your Johnny Dipp all over my house!
by Bobby Brady June 24, 2006
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Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"
by El Singario February 11, 2006
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Johnny Johnny

Johnny Johnny originated as a children’s YouTube video which showed a kid attempting to eat sugar. The kid is spotted by his father and is asked whether he is eating sugar. Johnny says no and the occursncd is turned into a catchy nursery rhyme. This weird video eventually began to be seen by an un-intended audience (teenagers instead of toddlers). It is now an oddly funny meme that everyone is upsessed with.
Johnny Johnny

Yes papa
Eating sugar?
No papa
Telling lies?
No papa
Open your mouth
Ha ha ha
by Narwhals4trump September 5, 2018
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johnny log

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
by Craney March 27, 2004
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Bumba Johnny

A smug person of low caliber with no self-awareness. Often found on online dating sites.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.

Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"

Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Hey Eve, how was your date with that guy last week? Oh, not good Michelle he was such a Bumba Johnny.
by Single in the city December 2, 2019
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