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jewish lightning bolt 

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.
Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

jewish refinance 

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.
Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."
jewish refinance by EmfnT May 12, 2017

jewish fries 

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!
jewish fries by Jakethea May 17, 2017

Jewish Star 

when someone 5 stars your boob
"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"
Jewish Star by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017

jewish saddle 

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
"U fucking Jewish saddler!"