Royal Jester

One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.

The Silly Bitch forum wouldn't be very entertaining without the Royal Jester .

by Juggernat October 12, 2016

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

Relationship Jester

A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.

I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.

by Buquifious August 14, 2018

finger jesters

A small whimsical clown, approximately the size of a hand, that has fingers for legs.

The gentleman called 911 because his neighbor was yelling and making finger jesters.

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019

The Jester

The final member of the S.N.O.B. Court. They are they fourth in the line of succession to The S.N.O.B. Throne. Succeeded by a nub who is wise enough not to re-enlist.

ETN3: ARE YOU IN THE S.N.O.B. COURT?
MMN2: YES. I AM THE JESTER

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021