Jesse Smith

A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.

Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys

by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022

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Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

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Jesse Cannon

Music producer, audio engineer, drum editing magician. Emo.

Madison. Race The Sun. Tiger Mountain. The Cure. Limp Bizkit.

by Verve June 25, 2005

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Jesse and Carlos

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

by p0lar March 24, 2019

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