jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Jarring

Chelsea and Grace.

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.

by chjicken September 29, 2020

Jerrying

The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.

Very typical in work situations.

"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"

"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"

by Sweet & Smoky Pork Tenderloin September 30, 2020

jerrie

A hopeless and stupid person. Does not understand common sense and sucks at everything. She is a big daddy

Omg what a jerrie indeed she sucks at every game even piano tiles

by Hejdkebdjkrk October 4, 2020

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Jerri's kids

Doing something but denying it while stating how proud you are of lying about it

Jerri's Kids running around looking like Jerry's kids

by WSGM the Talk November 24, 2020