Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Is Bruh Jeff?

It is explicitly clear throughout history that Bruh, is indeed, Jeff. The revolutionary war, Bruh was Jeff. Right when the emancipation proclamation was signed, Bruh was Jeff. When the mongols took over Asia, Bruh was Jeff. The question is not “Is Bruh Jeff” but why is Jeff Bruh.

Person: “My name is Bruh, Jeff”
You: “But is Bruh Jeff?”
Person: Bruh name is Jeff Bruh Me.”
You: “Exactly!”

by Anthony’s Secret Admirer March 24, 2021

Oxford Jeff

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.

Oxford Jeff determined that the comma used in the rules was worth holding up the game for 2 hours.

by Grelivan July 7, 2023

jeff jarret

(noun) owns nwa tna, couldnt really make it in other companies so he made his own

jeff jarret is a douche bag

by dudelove February 14, 2004

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

Pull a Jeff

To get changed in the First-aid/Lifeguard changeroom without closing the door as you feel it is not necessary.

I don't care who sees me I'm totally going to pull a jeff.

by Dominicki~ October 14, 2008

Jeff Hardy

Crappy wrestler who thinks he looks cool by literally pouring a can of paint over his head.

Jeff Hardy: Come on, just one more for the road!

MAB Paints employee: Sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough.

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 7, 2003