jeffersonsbiggesthater

a very very super cool tiktoker whos hyperfixated on the founding fathers and the american revolution for some reason

Person One: hey have you Seen jeffersonsbiggesthater on tiktok

Person Two: yes theyre so sexy i want to kiss them

by unclejohn March 19, 2023

jeff stare

Ella is cooked

When a Karen gives you a death stare it's called a Jeff stare

by Ephedrine April 24, 2023

Jeffhilling

The act of trying to suck your own cock in the shower, flipping over breaking your back and laying there for 10 hours. Only to be found by your grandmother, with a broken back and you cock in your mouth.

Hey don't be jeffhilling in the shower you don't wanna end up like that one guy!

by Mik3kill May 19, 2023

Jefferson Campfire

When you’re eating cheese balls and collect cheese dust in your fingers, but then proceed to finger blast your significant other with said cheese dust still caked on your fingers.

It’s been a long night, so let’s settle by the fire with this 1 lb. container of cheese balls and have a Jefferson Campfire.

by Squirt McDoodle June 10, 2023

Jeff

A failure of a robot, who cannot follow simple code instructions; deserves to be punted across the parking lot

Jeff can’t even turn right when told to!! Can’t wait to dismantle him

by thnksfrthvnm August 11, 2023

Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 27, 2009

Bad Jeff

Someone who breaks lots of rules and is regarded as an asshole

"Hellspawn's role has been changed to 'Bad Jeff'"

by underscoretwitter May 13, 2017