Jan-Martens

An autistic kid who is an Autistic Normie

Jan-Martens is an Autistic Normie

by andreasjones December 29, 2019

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Jan

Jan married Daan.

Daan: I want to marry Jan
jan: ok boomer

by dies343434 April 17, 2020

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Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

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Jan odonnell

She's hot. Juggy mom with a big Ole butt!

Looking for a BBQ to join.

"Jan Odonnell is one hot momma"

by Doinyamommysmommy November 4, 2022

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Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

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Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

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