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Jacobsexual

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.
“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”
by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021
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jacobpavedtheway

My favorite mutual is jacobpavedtheway
by Alyssa Robins July 14, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
Oh look there's a jacob! Watch out for his man titties before they eat you!
by Shmexyshrek18 July 27, 2021
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jacob miller

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)
“yo i love jacob miller!”

“yeah he is such a guy
by teenybamboo December 21, 2021
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
by Neutralice January 2, 2022
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Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.
Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now
by not chris's dad February 14, 2022
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