Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.

'archer sucks maxes farts"

by archer sucks March 21, 2021

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

sucks the meat

when something sucks worse than just plain sucking. cannot be used loosely.

*Gavin on the phone with his girlfriend*

Him: hun i can't believe your brothers gave you chicken pox. are you feeling any better.

Her: yeah a little, but being stuck in bed sucks the meat!

by sammie&manny4evs August 1, 2011

Sucking Diesel

Restarting a diesel engine e.g. your tractor after it had emptied the tank was very difficult back in the day. There wasn't an electric fuel pump to pump it from the tank. It had to be sucked by the mechanical, engine driven, diesel injector pump. Rather difficult if the engine has no fuel to get going. Once you did get the engine running with out cutting out again you'd know it was finally sucking diesel

Now we're sucking diesel

by Joe Lehane May 18, 2021

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion

Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck

by JohnathonSurname May 14, 2020