Mr. Hands

A man in Washington who had a friend video him having anal sex with a horse. He suffered a perferated colon and later died.

Dude 1: Eww have you seen that Mr. Hands video?
Dude 2: Yeah that was damn nasty!
Dude 1: It kinda turned me on.
Dude 2: You are some sick fuck!

by FFluver February 22, 2008

mr ward

A rather large person with an overly big stomach. Or more commonly known as a pregnant man. He often raises his voice for no good reason.

Wow look at the gut on that guy he’s got to be Mr ward

by thw wild heempa May 13, 2016

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

by Chris Norton October 1, 2008

Mr. Stark

When the biggest dick on Earth just eradicates half of human kind and you’re left to die.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good. Sir please I don’t want to go!”

by AidanPM May 31, 2018

mrs winners

an excellent place to get a meal in the southern states. not as good as popeyes, but better than kfc.

hey whats going on with ya? i remember back in 2004, it only cost 1.99 for a 2 piece meal(wing, leg, biscuit, 2 sides), at mrs winners, why they gotta jack the price up?

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Mr. ducky

Mr. ducky (a duck puppet) is used as a character created by Jordan Romani, better known as comicfire7, a youtube partner who often uses this puppet in his youtube videos giving it a high-pitched duck-like voice, although Jordan has other less frequently used characters, Mr ducky is probably the most representative of his comedy sketches. Mr ducky often calls people "pussy" and is even present on his current youtube banner.

Mr. ducky: wow man I'm sorry
Jordan: since when have you given a soaring fuck about me?
Mr. ducky: I don't
Jordan: why?!
Mr. ducky: cause you're a pussy...and I don't sympathise with pussies

by comicfire7 October 18, 2010