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ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.
There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!
by MarkRo May 14, 2008
mugGet the ass palsmug.

Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.
by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008
mugGet the Ass Fonduemug.

gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
by aethernet September 4, 2006
mugGet the gnat's assmug.

my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
mugGet the my assmug.

hella ass

what you be pullin on the daily
Example: Damm, you be pullin hella ass like every day. That shit is tight!

Respondant: I do alright.
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
mugGet the hella assmug.

caca ass

a dirty anus with shit in the crack.
hey caca ass get yo stanky ass over here.
by shit brick creampie February 10, 2017
mugGet the caca assmug.

tits or ass

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."
by nikchaing January 11, 2008
mugGet the tits or assmug.

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