When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessonsmug. Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
Get the swimming in a pool of his own pissmug. A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021
Get the swimmug. "Swim bully" refers to an individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.
"Stop pressuring that handsome American to take a swim in the ocean," Stingray said to the red-headed Aussie girl. "But no one ever regrets a swim!" the red-headed girl replied. "No," said Stingray, "you're being a swim bully—which is, of course, the worst kind of bully there is. So bugger off."
by Tyne-J Organ February 29, 2024
Get the swim bullymug. im going swimming
by 420unwantedpickle69 October 16, 2019
Get the swimmingmug. Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga
This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳
This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳
by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019
Get the Clasp n swimmug. A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
by Narstream November 17, 2022
Get the Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.mug.