mud mouth is obtained by taking a shitty dick straight from your ass into your mouth th finish a man off.
by gato September 12, 2003
The act of 4 people laying in a square and tossing each other's salads. A variation of the log cabin.
Jon: Man i'm bored, you guys wanna build a mud hut?
Luke: Absolutely, I just got my asshole bleached!
Pat: YES! I can't wait to tongue punch that fartbox.
Bob: Damn I definitely shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell last night, oh well not my problem.
Luke: Absolutely, I just got my asshole bleached!
Pat: YES! I can't wait to tongue punch that fartbox.
Bob: Damn I definitely shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell last night, oh well not my problem.
by BillKong76 October 05, 2014
by Big baby bitch January 29, 2008
Akin to the Mud Shark; but younger; A white girl who dates black men only. In the early years of initial dating a girl shows traits of being a mud hunter.
by Jonathan G May 28, 2006
The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
by UberGeit3000 July 12, 2010
mud butt is when you eat sumthing that dont agree wtih you. then maybe an hour later u get cramps in ur ribs and u start to fart every 2 minutes. then ur stomach hurts and every fart is wet and hot, and sonner or later it isnt safe 2 fart, u need to shit. the moment u pop a squat on the throne, ur butthole opens up and it runs right out....and the smell is horrible!
by makaveli tha don January 20, 2008
Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.
by KDogg_1979 July 30, 2006