ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.
There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!
by MarkRo May 14, 2008
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Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.
by Navin_Johnson April 15, 2008
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gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".
by aethernet September 03, 2006
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my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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hella ass

what you be pullin on the daily
Example: Damm, you be pullin hella ass like every day. That shit is tight!

Respondant: I do alright.
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
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caca ass

a dirty anus with shit in the crack.
hey caca ass get yo stanky ass over here.
by shit brick creampie February 10, 2017
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ass dial

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
by Industrio Melman April 27, 2003
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