Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023

the worm theory

the theory of all political parties opinion of worms

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.

by wormilist November 2, 2022

Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.

Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".

by two theorizer April 3, 2010

The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.

Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.

by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019

flag theory

the idea that an individual can limit their dependency on one particular state by establishing a legal presence ("staking a flag") in jurisdictions which benefit them in various ways.

Plan B passport helps people to build their Flag Theory strategy

by AnonymousLibertarian November 9, 2021

The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019