chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal
If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps
by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023
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Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020
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Mail

In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most
Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww
by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020
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Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country
Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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mail

1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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Maile

A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
Do you know Maile?
by Jason_sun November 7, 2022
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