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by MSRgaming June 9, 2021
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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The end of the country

Where you want to go after a successful assassination.
"Quick jimmy, drop that rifle, we need to get to the end of the country. Its our only chance to escape the law"

"We have to get to the end of the country, I'm pretty certain that the cops don't even know where it is"

"I have just done a murder and am on the run from the law, I know!! The cops wont think of looking for me at the end of the country."
by reballare August 4, 2009
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008
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slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.
Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"
by chokeabitch September 23, 2018
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Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger
Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night
by Phat dino March 6, 2021
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the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary
The country k is pretty lonely today
by llinard July 19, 2017
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