Impossible

A word that used to mean incapable of being done prior to February 22, 1980. The word no longer exists because of the 1980 USA hockey team.

The United States can't be the Soviet Union in hockey, that's impossible.

by Coach Herb Brooks May 20, 2013

imposter syndrome

when a word is misspelled so frequently that the misspelling becomes more widely used than the original spelling.

Person 1: *enters their username as "imposterAF"*
Person 2: You know that impostor is spelled with an "o", right?
1: That's not how everyone else spells it.
2: *sigh* Yet another case of imposter syndrome making the internet stupider by the minute.
1: Hey, at least I use the right "your" in my sentences! Take a chill pill.
*changes username to "you're mom"*
2: OH FFS

by the-pancake-man June 23, 2022

impossible

Unable to perform; omnipotent

"Me fail English, UnPossible!"

by Skanky Mc'Mally May 13, 2005

impotent

Cooks without gas

by MeAd November 3, 2003

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

Imports Suck ASS

Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.

Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.

by Factual Cars February 21, 2011