Service or "ill service'

extremely good head or fellatio.

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

by Deelicious May 13, 2005

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

by BIG Richard the great May 1, 2020

ill

A person who’s name is lilly and took the first and last letters off of their name for a tik tok.

If your name is Lilly and you take the first and last letters off of your name, your new name will be ill.

by slibrlkiyl June 10, 2020

ill take that into consideration

Basically, they don't give a rats ass about your situation or anything you just said. You're basically done for.

Teacher: "I understand you're a new student here and did not take this class up till now, when grading your exam ill take that into consideration."
Translation: "Your C+ you're about to get on this exam ain't getting curved bitch"

by Therealopinionator June 18, 2022

ill-wun

ill-wun is tha tuffest payge on asianavenue.com

ill-wun iz so tuff

by RaS Iz Da MaNn May 25, 2003