Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023

Mental Illness

What "Mental Illness" specifically? What mental illness is it PRECISELY?

Hym "If school shootings are the result of 'mental illness' (Megyn), then which mental illness is it? This time it's an 'emotional disorder', last time they were schizophrenic. What's the diagnosis? That doesn't SOUND like a through-line to me! Does it sound like a through-line to you? The only through-line I see is the constant demonization. It's every single one too! Find a SINGLE ONE who wasn't constantly demonization by one side of the media or the people who BLINDLY ACCEPTED THE MEDIA'S PROPOSITIONS WITHOUT THINKING (JORDAN). No, you know what I think? I think I was RIGHT AGAIN! I think mental illness has become this sort of conflationary euphemism for 'Anyone who would kill kids'. You can dismiss and ignore anyone that way. And you know, most people would go straight to the bombings of other countries that results in the death of kids. Jist because it's remote doesn't mean it's 'less real' somehow. Are the people flying the drones mentally ill or is it the people who order the strike? Is the DRONE mentally ill? Do any of those people still get to have guns? I though you were a lawyer?"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024