Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.

Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT

by Not_Ice March 5, 2022

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

iPhone

The iPhone is a line of mobile cellular devices produced by Apple. They were first released in 2007, and run on a proprietary operating system, known as iOS (iPhone Operating System.)

I wrote this definition on an iPhone 13 Pro Max.

by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by glubglubglubglub September 23, 2025

iPhone rice

The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.

"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"

by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017

iphone 16

A phone. Same as iphone 13 14 and 15. The prices as of april 2025 is 128GB: $799

256GB: $899

512GB: $1,099

I have an iphone 16. Do you have that?

by bloxybryce April 17, 2025