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California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy
Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over
by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024
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Hot Pocket

Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021
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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
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Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket
That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude
by Printisdead502 February 8, 2020
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Hot pockets

The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.
That thick girls hot pockets make her pussy so hot!!!
by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017
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