hidingness

the quality of hiding behind the closed eye of AIM by a hider

if you have a zen garden, then you have no need for hidingness

ann yuan dies a lot

by asianman April 23, 2004

Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.

Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.

by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010

Hidying

The annoying habit of housemates or partners hiding your stuff when tidying up.

You spend ages looking for your keys only to find that your housemate has unhelpfully "tidied" them up by putting them in a drawer - A useful question to ask before a lengthy search is "Have you been hidying up again?".

by Rich Urban November 22, 2010

Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

Hide

He eats everything you give to him. Jewelry, Coins, Tissues, Paper. Children.

You know that man who got arrested? He was such a Hide.

by Some Guy, probably your Dad. August 9, 2015

hidding

Hero the pizza master/maker's combination for the gerund form of hide and the action of diddling. See definition of diddling.

Yall don't like hidding in bushes

by blackyrobinson May 1, 2018

Hiding Place

The place the secret squad is going to live for the first night of their runaway plan. Also a vsco hangout

Bella: Did you see that snake over by the Hiding Place? It looked so cool - I had to send a picture to my dad.

Laurel: um tf <yeets dead snake body onto sebastian's face>

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019