Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
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A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
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Get the Hamster mug.The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine
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Get the Hamster washing machine mug.A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
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