Ham-Slamwich

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.
i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.
by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009
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Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.
a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"
by Jeremyhotpepper August 06, 2011
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Clams to Hams

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.
by Danny Woodcock December 15, 2010
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ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.
I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol
by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015
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Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?
by [Online name] July 16, 2019
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Ham Crack

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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