Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.

Guitar Hero is fucking awesome!

by PI55 September 2, 2018

20 minute guitar solo

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019

Guitar Hero

DDR for your fingers. Has spawned an obsession over the entire country. 15 year olds who have never touched a real guitar consider it to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Guitar Hero is overrated.

by dasu dasu spinning flip etc December 9, 2008

guitar

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Guitar

A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.

I have purchased a brand new guitar.

by Slice January 29, 2003

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020