Grease Monkey

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

by gcrocker May 22, 2011

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

goose grease

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

by alex barcenas September 1, 2004

fish grease

The substance which makes a newly caught fish slippery.

"You talked me into wearin' panty hose, you talked me into tickling that policeman, you talked me into drinkin' fish grease..."

by The Mole October 23, 2004

Grease Flipping

Grease Flipping: A Line of MDMA Or a bump (what ever you prefer) , 3 Dexys (Popped within 1hour) Shroom Chocolate with 2grams of shrooms in all the chocolate pieces. - The Greaser © Grease Grime KFC Productions :D (written after grease flipping (still high)

- I love dexys :D (yeah still high)
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Grease Flipping Fat At a friends house received shroom chocolate 2 grams of shrooms in some chocolate, Do some MDMA at a school, Pop 2 dexies (dexedrine) have some shroom chocolate, wait 30 mins while the shrooms kick in pop 1 more dexy (dexedrine) give one too a friend, another to another friend MUST let the metal head do what ever the fuck he (or she) wants with it (You must have a hella stoner metal head in your group, a greaser, Artist, the really awesome friend with the mom that gives the shroom chocolate.

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(*.*) <--- /Nigga T\ (when are friend was on the corner of dark and lonely)

What you need -

$10.00 for dexys (4 dexys)
Free line of MDMA from the metalhead thats hella stoner
Abilitiy too pass out at a chill friends house and make stem tea and Expressing ourselves through art on the greaser and the metal heads arm :) x.3 <-- (I have no idea)

by DJ-Grease November 1, 2010

grease missile

A particularly messy and stinky shit. Like the day after drinking lots of beer or after eating Mexican. But not soft enough nor painful enough to be diarrhea

"man, after downing those 18 bud lights last night, I had to drop the worst grease missile this morning"

by ceedubs December 21, 2013

afro grease

The grease applied, usually liberally, and usually to nappy hair. can also be used for people with non-nappy hair that wish to look greasy and cheap (see hooker).

KFC is venturing into the afro grease industry, using old grease and selling it for a buck fitty for a half pound.

by Lennox Duncan January 5, 2006