Gerich

A gerich is an individual with an unnatural aptitude to most subjects, although this comes at a cost to their sanity and self esteem. A gerich has frequent mental breaks and often talks themselves down although whether this is to blend into their environment, make themselves more likable, embarrassment, or even all three may depend on the example and may be entirely impossible to tell. They are skilled social manipulators and opportunists and may depending on their perceived worth of you influence your opinion of them. Despite this, often they decide most people worthless and remain low on the social ladder. They are confusing individuals and often cannot be described by 2 words unless those words are direct antonyms, smart and dumb, confident and self loathing, temperate and angry, a gerich.

Person 1: he’s a bloody genius! He said he was terrible at this!
Person 2: I told you he was a gerich, and you didn’t listen.

by Voiddweller November 15, 2022

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023

Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

by Otta4Sho August 22, 2023

River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009

Firey gorilla

When you fornicate with a hairy Mexican woman after lighting her on fire

Hey joe what did you do this weekend? I gave lupé a Firey gorilla.

by Spartan9700 February 4, 2014

mountain gorilla

a cute huggable gently giant

i want to see a mountain gorilla

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla

“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“

by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020