A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?
Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
by ekoa192 January 26, 2020
Get the God mug.1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.
2. Someone who’s the best at something.
2. Someone who’s the best at something.
EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh
EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh
EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!
by Sylvetube February 19, 2018
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by Killerlead January 9, 2019
Get the God mug.Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
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A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.
by AloneWeWillEnd May 2, 2019
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