glovers bakery

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!

Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!

by Ms.Battydale January 3, 2009

Glove save

When your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.

john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man Jerry made a glove save.

by nebski January 7, 2011

glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011

miners glove

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.

Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.

by miner man December 14, 2009

voltars angry glove

when you are fisting a girl and you grab the first thing you feel and pull

she was a bitch so i gave her voltars angry glove

by shit face January 9, 2005

Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017

fits like a glove

When you slide in with little to no space left

When Bakkum enters he fits like a glove

by Bassdrumdude June 26, 2016