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Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.
by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018
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No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 7, 2020
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Shabby shadow gash

Shabby shadow

The gash of an unattractive woman
Look at that rank bird, I reckon she has a proper shabby shadow gash. The shadow of the gash of an unattractive woman
by Massivetits November 30, 2022
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Gash

A technical term for white noise displayed on an audio channel in the broadcast industry, commonly used in audio identification.
We are only receiving gash, can you send some dolby please?
by Tech girl October 2, 2018
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Gash Flash

"I sent Brad a gash flash when I was drunk last night!"
by Stan Tastic Flashtonbury August 11, 2023
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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
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Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit
Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash
by Guinness June 17, 2021
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