Fucktard

Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded!"

"Yeah, what a fucktard"

by Benjamin White August 28, 2005

Fucktard

Any asshole who says ghey instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying ghey instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

by YourMom696969 December 24, 2008

Fucktard

A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.

My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD!!
example:
Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD!!!

Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD!

by princessabby25 September 13, 2009

Fucktard

Fucktard - Noun
1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.

Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard!

by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011

Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

Fucktard

The 45th President of the United States.

No, I don't wish to perform at that fucktards inauguration. Lol

by Skinny Ryan January 11, 2017

Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

by Dan December 23, 2003