fuckbookies

(n). A person who owns a newsstand and sells nasty magazines in shrink wrapped 3 packs. Usually only the top magazine is in color.

Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!

I can!

fuckbookies by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

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mind fuckboy

When you have a mutual attraction to someone but there's so many mind games being played that a relationship never becomes established. Never actually hook up.

"He told me he felt the same way I did after I was already over him, what a mind fuckboy."

mind fuckboy by Sometimesmybraindoes March 2, 2016

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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

Premium Fuckboy by datagirl July 6, 2016

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hipster fuccboi

Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.

John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.

hipster fuccboi by HipsterFuccboi February 13, 2017