Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

by Andy Pinny November 8, 2006

Fruit Stick

(1) a person who is acting in a gay or manner and acting like an idiot at the same time.

(2)An individual acting or behaving in a manner that pisses you off.

(1)Look at that fruit stick, he is never going to get date like that.
(2)Did you see that fruit stick just cut me off?

by zydeco May 26, 2008

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

feral fruit

A feral fruit is a person who came out as queer recently and usually later in life. Their crave for gay experiences is wild and unstoppable.
In order to satiate their inner thirst for queer experiences, they might jump into opportunities, make bad decisions or put a huge effort to do something that may provide those experiences to them.

the term created by Amelia (ameliadashrose on tiktok)

Queer 1: Sarah started to date this girl who is a walking red flag.
Queer 2: Oh, Sarah is a feral fruit, the best we could do as good friends is advise and be there for her if anything happens.

by morganseastar February 19, 2023