Fountain of knowledge

A person with a high chance to get an ace in any exams.

In case of any questions, you can ask the Fountain of knowledge.

by sbd with sth November 9, 2017

Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.

by awg99 July 19, 2018

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain Effect

The result of a person knowing everything about you, without you knowing anything about this person, probably because a friend of yours has told this person your whole life.

Jessica: "Hey George, I know you like furry porn with old ladies."
George: "HOW?! Is this the Fountain Effect? Not again!"

by Silience March 16, 2021

Fountinofpiss

very epic tiktoker who makes the best walten files videos known to man, besides martin lol.

Dude guy one: yo have you heard of Fountinofpiss?
dude guy two: yes, now shut the fuck up im watching the walten files.

by apollozvoiid July 23, 2021

found footage

Footage that fell off planet earth and then was found yrs later
Kinda like the Walter files

Eric:did you see the found footage of Elon eating a onion

Noi:No you fucking idiot it isn’t even real god

by Kaka so June 2, 2022

Fountain

A child holding a sprite that was shaken before opening

Hey look at that kid, she's turned into a sprite fountain!

by Dead Raven July 2, 2023