Fortnite

Cancer

I was diagnosed with Fortnite- I mean, Cancer

by suicidal banana January 28, 2019

fortnite

The peak of any 9 year old gamers day

Kid: Finally, school is over. Time to play fortnite

by jAmes69gameplay_production December 11, 2018

Fortnite

Basically Minecraft with guns. Much gayer than pubg. Played by virgins or uglyasses

Guy: i don’t need no gril i got fortnite
Girl: cuz u ugly as fuck

by lilpeep.isnow.lilshleep February 10, 2018

Fortnite

A very messed up game that should be killed immediately.

A: "Yesterday I just got 3 wins in Fortnite..."
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"

by -R-A-D-O-N- September 2, 2019

Fortnite

Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.

Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend

Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much

by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018

Fortnite

A game that you shouldn’t play because it’s gay and a waste of time. You will get angry a lot and you will break ur play station. You will never get good enough to get wins and I know u have 0 solo wins. Kids play minecraft instead

Chris: *dies* in fortnite
His burd: *dies* in fortnite
Chris:*breaks his PlayStation

His burd *installs fortnite*

by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 26, 2020

Fortnite

A game that corrupts children.

My son plays Fortnite.

by Brock Mead October 23, 2018