Glory Haul

the vary last haul given to a joint before its roached where you toke till you choke.

"yo this joints burnin my fingers im givin it a glory haul then roachin it."

by cronicblunt420 August 4, 2009

Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021

Glory Of Rome

When a girl is laying down with her legs spread open, you make a fist and jam it into her pussy yelling, “FOR THE GLORY OF ROME!”

Me and my girl did the Glory Of Rome last night

by BigMike6.9.4.2.0 January 7, 2022

glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

glory cheese

The cum stain left in your underwear after anal sex.

Jeremy Irons came in my ass so much I have serious glory cheese.

by Anabsurdsorcerer July 8, 2017

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023