French fluff

To take a feather duster and tickle ones balls.

He french fluffed you?!?!

Man id really like a french fluff!

by french fluffer September 3, 2011

fluffer

A broker of products or services that gets the client (policyholder) ready and lubed for the action from the manufacturer (insurer) ... usually in a prison scene, especially when a claim comes. Caveat (carpe) emptor.

Example 1: When asked whether the insurance program being proposed was appropriate for the client (large corporate insurance buyer), the fluffer replied, "if you want to get specific insurance that's related to you as your own company, then that would be different than what we are recommending in our presentation today."

Example 2: The broker fluffs so much, he's a serial fluffer.

Example 3: That fucking fluffer broker fluffed me when I bought the fluff coverage, what a fucking fool I am -- my claim is completely uncovered. Now the fluffer tells me that for $50 more, I could have had the correct coverage.

Example 4: The fluffer spun that fluff so hard, it tasted like cotton candy -- it's sweet for a second, then evaporates, like the fluffer's promise of coverage.

by Western Rooster October 17, 2007

fluffer

Slang for a bullpen catcher. Similar to a pornstar's fluffer a bullpen catcher's job is to warm up the star behind the scences.

"Here comes the closer, I hope the fluffer got him ready."

by Stratton December 28, 2005

Fluff

A type of marshmallow cream that people in New England eat. Commonly eaten with peanut butter on a sandwich as an alternative to jellies and jams or honey. Kids get a sugar rush on it and often end up driving their parents bonkers afterward and getting in trouble in school. Doesn't have to be refrigerated.

Junior, you want peanut butter and fluff for dinner, or mac 'n' cheese, or clam chowda?

by TexanlostinNewEngland April 10, 2009

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

by Drewtopia February 12, 2009