floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.

When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys

by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

float on

float on is a great song by Cls. Cali life style you should listen to it

“hey gurl have you listened to the song float on by cls?…if not then let me put you on”
“no let me listen to it right now… ooo i like this”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024

float on

float on, a great (sampled)song by cls , Cali Life Style .

“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024