Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"

"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"

by podium.finish May 1, 2010

non-finisher

drop-out.

The number of school non-finishers is rising in the village.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2011

fancy finish

A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).

If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.

Or

Are you down for a fancy finish?

How about a rub and a fancy finish?

by SleepingRoger August 2, 2012

deathly finish

where you shoot oneself in a fatal place but you stay alive until you bleed out, so during this time ,while you're alive, you try to masturbate and finish as you die

'im fed up with life but i want pleasure......i might as well do a deathly finish'

by ALLTIMELOW69 February 26, 2014

Pearl Finish

A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.

Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.

by emeraldeyes May 22, 2016

Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her

Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over

by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016

Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017