FeckFick

TikTok (Irish grandmother edition)

Pádraig: ‘I hit 500 followers!’
Nana: ‘No point in that bloody FeckFick Pádraig.’

by Upland_er April 24, 2023

freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.

What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!

by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023

fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

by the garstar June 8, 2023

Fecksickle

A Fecksickle is someone who is generally just an annoying person.

"That little Fecksickle owes me money!"

"GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU FECKSICKLE"

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 21, 2023

FECK

1. (Other) Common alternative to "Fuck"

2. (Other) Uncomfortable and angry. Must have "y" at the end

1. "I STUBBED MY TOE! FECK!"

2. "Ew. I feel so fecky!"

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Freckers

Underpants.
Used in Yorkshire and probably the wider north of England, at least.

How many times have I told you not to leave your dirty freckers in the dishwasher?

by CreativeAstronaut December 18, 2023

Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 18, 2023