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february 14 

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries
girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty
february 14 by bigsnothoe November 2, 2019

February 9th 

A day for a girl or boy to get fucked and have the time of there life.

If you don't have the best day of your life just order a pizza.
Invite people to your house and have a pizza party.
dude#1: bro it was my girls birthday yesterday on the February 9th.
dude#2: that cool what you do
dude#1: something in the bed
February 9th by lillygirl1234 December 6, 2019

February 17 

National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions
Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th

February 20 

February is the day when you confess to your crush.
I told my crush I liked him on February 20
February 20 by Facts._. February 17, 2021

17th February 

17th of February national hug every last one of your friends day

Person: wanna hug?
Another person: why?
Person: it’s 17th February

Another person: sure!
You see Kylie over there, I’m gonna hug her today because it’s 17th February
17th February by Jimjamwayfers November 22, 2020

Finger Free February 

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate, like the boys in No Nut November
Ay are you still in Finger Free February?
Nah yesterday night was hitting different.
Finger Free February by johunterx November 5, 2019