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fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly
"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"
by rararajaj October 23, 2003
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Fucken Fucked

When something is truly and really fucked. Worse than fucked.

Commonly referred to as the "Double Fuck"
Mother fucking fuck, that shit is fucken fucked.

John : Yey I left my winning lotto ticket on the bench.
Rob : Dude I just cleaned the bench into teh fire.
John : Man you are so fucken fucked now!!
by AaronTodd July 25, 2006
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jet fucked

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED
by evo interpol October 14, 2008
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fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself
I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!
by batash August 4, 2008
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fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.
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Fucked It

To make a mistake that has significant negative consequences on your life. Usually done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
“I got so drunk last night and completely fucked it!”

Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”

“You fucked it!”
by Downtownfunkymalone January 1, 2020
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Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females
I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.
by Dsiund February 6, 2015
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