Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006

Farmer John

Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.

"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"

by Richalex May 11, 2006

Farmer Fuck

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

by candyfloss July 23, 2007

up hill farmer

A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)

"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"

by D.May December 11, 2003

farmera

what surenos call nortenos for being so gay

ey ese there's a fucking farmera let's blast his ass

by epimenio September 8, 2006

Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

by bellend chewer January 12, 2005