dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

gold farming

Cheating the game to create excessive wealth. Can be accomplished on any MMO.

Carried out by creating many accounts to earn as much gold as possible among

Guy 1: Hey want to play WOW tonite?
Guy 2: No, I'm gold farming on runescape!

by tehblog November 30, 2014

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015

spawn farming

Spawn Farming. In The game Call Of duty, if you stay in the perfect zone, a certain distance from the enemy teams spawn point. Then you shoot them as they re-spawn.
Also a very dirty underdog dipshit retard fuck your grandma kind of thing to do, unless its yourself that's doing it, then its the best thing since your last wank.

1. MAN! HOW IS THAT DOWN SYNDROME FUCKER KILLING ME SO SOON AFTER I RE-SPAWN????? They must be spawn farming

2. Check it out dude, im spawn farming on these downy fuckers. AWSOME! :)

by SpikkaSpeggg March 16, 2016

jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!

by Speed6 March 16, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016