A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
Get the Uterus farmmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. by Offrey J June 17, 2006
Get the Tree Farmmug. Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
by iphonedaily June 15, 2009
Get the Farm Songsmug. A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.
by Bigred78 May 30, 2009
Get the Farm to Marketmug. by zoey April 11, 2004
Get the farm fucksmug. by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003
Get the BANANA FARMmug.