farknart

A school way of saying "fuck this shit"

Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"

by The_Sharkeisha February 20, 2014

faking an Easter egg

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 7, 2017

Fartin roses

(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)

1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.

2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.

One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”

Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”

One: “you sick fuck!”

by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Farcking

Farcking

Last night I made farcking with my girlfriend she love make sex and fart at same time.

by Memethkerim November 8, 2018